Master of the Internet

I wanna go to the Internet Heaven too! Dont leave me behind!

... I like the part where they say more than 10,000 people are using the internet...

Again- much thanks to Rene

If you don't check Retrowonderland often- you totally need to start! Rene has some great posts lately, I have been downloading all afternoon! Remember this one?!



The video is completely ridiculous- but I loved this song!!

Sex And The City- The Game

Damn- it has been ages since I had time to post anything here! Running around like a chicken with my head cut off between two jobs rots! Thankfully I will be able to slow down long enough to catch up with the girls this weekend. Even if it is horrible- I am still so excited to see the Sex and the City movie! I ran across this fun drinking game via Queerty- so I thought I would share. I was already planning on smuggling in cocktails- so adding a sporting angle would really be sweet!!

One Drink

• The word “fabulous” is used.

• Samantha talks about how she used to sleep around.

• Miranda says “Brady.”

• Carrie smokes.

• Dramatic sigh.

• Any talk of private kindergarten.

Two Drinks

• Charlotte starts getting real overbearing about the wedding plans.

• Carrie remarks, “I love it!”

• Steve’s all dopey.

• Anyone makes a deal about Miranda living in Brooklyn.

• Tears of joy.

• Big calls Carrie “kiddo.”

Three Drinks

• Tears of sadness.

• Anyone refers to a gay man with a feminine term (girl, princess, etc)

• Every time a Latino person speaks without an accent.

• Celeb cameo! (Four if it’s Bloomberg.)

• Any mention of Aidan.

• One of “the ladies” says to Big, “You better not hurt my girl again.”

• Jennifer Hudson says something like, “The difference between white women and black women is …”

Four Drinks

• Big gets cold feet.

• There’s a black person speaking who is not Jennifer Hudson.

• Anyone besides Miranda actually goes into Brooklyn.

• Disparaging term for women is used.

• Buying things, sex, eating or drinking recommended as valid solutions to a real problem.

• Charlotte talks about how weird it is to be Jewish.

Finish Your Drink

• Muslim cameo!

• Anyone says, “Spending hundreds of dollars just to buy more shoes is fucking stupid,” or, “I don’t need that.”

• Big takes the subway.

• Carrie’s editor tells her, “Y’know, this is kind of silly; I’m going to need you to rework it.”

• Tears of regret over a life lived shopping and talking about shopping.

• Petrovsky stumbles into a room, drunk on absinthe, and shoots Big in the chest.

Get your Tom on!

Anyone else in a Tom Waits kind of mood?

And Fernwood Tonight?!

DOTTIE MEME

Following Jason's wonderful lead over at "night is half gone..." I now present my version. The rules are simple:

Musician Challenge: Pick an artist
Rules: using only SONG NAMES, cleverly answer these questions...
No repeating song names...

I chose the wonderful, underrated Dottie West

1.) Are you a male or female? – AIN’T NOTHIN LIKE A WOMAN
2.) Describe yourself? – ROCK AND ROLL DRUMMER IN A COUNTRY GIRLS BAND
3.) Describe your day? – MAMA YOU’D HAVE BEEN PROUD OF ME
4.) Describe where you currently live – PAPER MANSIONS
5.) If you could go anywhere, where would you go – MY MINDS GONE TO MEMPHIS
6.) Your best friend is – JOHNNIE WALKER, OLD GRANDDAD, JACK DANIELS, AND YOU
7.) Your favorite color is – BLUE FIDDLE WALTZ
8.) You know that – SHE CAN’T GET MY LOVE OFF THE BED
9.) What's the weather like? – COUNTRY SUNSHINE
10.) If your life was a television show, what would it be called? – LET ME OFF AT THE CORNER
11.) What is life to you? – MAKIN MEMORIES
12.) What is the best advice you have to give? – A LESSON IN LEAVING
13.) Describe your ex? – I DON’T WANT TO PLAY HOUSE
14.) Your current relationship status? – JUST CALL ME LONESOME
15.) What's your favorite hobby? – WALKING IN THE DARK
16.) When you think of your friends? – FUNNY, FAMILIAR, FORGOTTEN FEELINGS
17.) What do your friends think of you? – HIS EYE IS ON THE SPARROW
18.) What does your current love interest think of you? – NO ONE TO CRY TO
19.) You always travel with? – LONG BLACK LIMOUSINE
20.) The best way to end a long day? – ROCKY TOP
21.) Your occupation is? – HOUSE OF LOVE
22.) When you grow up, you want to? – LOVE AS LONG AS WE CAN
23.) What does your family think of you? – I WISH YOU WOULDN’T DO THAT
24.) Your favorite food is? – I MAKE A GREAT CUP OF COFFEE
25.) You want to be remembered as? – LIKE A FOOL

Dancing at work- De La Soul lovin-

***I know that I have been off the grid for wayyyyy too long. A second job is eating up my time- making that extra paper so that I can live large at Jazz Fest. I will do my best to actually post soon- but until then- dance with me? Expect some Jazz Fest related songs soon- and with me getting ready for Mary J. and Jay Z tomorrow night- you know I'm gonna represent!!!

I dare you not to dance to any of these songs. Period. Don't dance. It's not going to be easy though- De La Soul knows how to make you move.

Starting with the I-N-C-R-E-D-I-B-L-E "Me, Myself, and I"- whenever I hear that beginning- I don't think of P-Funk, or the De La Soul boys- I think CINDY!!! Remember Cindy Crawford's "House of Style" on MTV?



Now- how about the brilliant collab w/ Chaka? "All Good" is the SHITTTTTTTTT!



Finally- one of the top 5 weekend celebration tracks bruh- FOR REAL!!! "Roller Skating Jam" boyueeeee:

Four F@#$king Thousand?!

If 4,000 is the number they are telling us- then I really hate to think what the actual number is- or how many Iraqis have been killed. Watching "Bush's War" on PBS should be mandatory for all voters.

Thanks to Nico at Huffington Post for this: