Popping my cherry

technically i am not a blog virgin since i randomly post shit on myspace- but thats just to pick up on high school girls- i don't really feel it's an appropriate place to share my innermost thoughts, feelings, and blow-by-blow accounts of everything i do. i mean- come on- who doesn't love going to someone's blog to find out what they are doing? beats the hell out of talking to them!

there are a number of reasons i have decided to do this- first of all- i'm tired of blowing all of my money on ebay- seems that whenever i get bored at work, i find all sorts of crap that i can't live without- like a box of electric wonder woman toothbrushes or underwear from thailand.

also- around the last election i started to think that i was all political and informed so i started reading some local blogs in order to memorize some opinions and get some good sound bites. as i read more and more following links to other blogs- i thought- hell i could do this! i have tons of opinions that have no basis in fact, i can certainly spread rumors, i work with a ton of lawyers so i am sure that i can lie convincingly- why not expand my audience? that dildo tom delay has a blog now- why can't i have one?

it all reminds me of that old saying "opinions are like assholes, everyone has one- but mine is the yummiest" or something like that. so be sure to bookmark this page and check often, i plan to update frequently- think of yourself as my parole officer or guardian angel or acolyte or worshipper- your comments are encouraged cause i just can't live without knowing what people think of me!!!