i've been going back and forth trying to decide whether or not to post links to items i am trying to get on ebay. sure i want to share every aspect of my life with my peoples, but some of the more unsavory blokes i know might get all single white female on me and buy up the shit. then again- most of my devious foes- while simply darling in their own right for sure- don't really have my slender, superhero-like thighs. plus- if someone did happen to purchase something i wanted, i could just as easily steal it from them- thereby sidestepping the whole payment thing!!
anywho- below is a link to the jeans i am bidding on- i kind of threw my bid in while on the phone and not really paying attention to what i was doing (like when i erased my ipod last week). only when i went back to copy the link did i really take a look at them and the first thing i thought was- holy freaking queer! if i wear those i won't have to walk around with a penis in my mouth for people to know i am a homo. what do you think? should i look for a matching purse or what?
do they make those in men's?
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this is way better than oprah. that bitch got nothin' on doo doo...
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