Playlist: U R A Fool

****EDITOR'S PICK
**Update- Sadly no longer a fool for the boy referenced below :(

So there's this boy that I like- he makes me giggle, alot! When he's around, I say and do really silly things (not that many people would notice the difference from my usual behavior). When he's talking to me or looking at me, I stumble and trip like a drunk in new shoes. In his presence I have almost broken my nose at least a dozen times- opening doors into it, turning abruptly and finding walls and windows- it's crazy!! So he has taken to calling me FOOL!! When I call his cell phone- it shows "U R A Fool", and that's how he answers!! All lovingly I am assured! So I thought to take ownership of it- I would make him a foolish playlist! You tell me- does this just prove him right? Hehehe- it doesn't matter, I am happy to be his fool!



Link to entire song list

Gangsta Geek

Star Wars Rap

Add to My Profile | More Videos

Another brush with fame...

I have tried to limit my friends on myspace to people I have actually talked to- with a few exceptions. There are a few websites that I have purchased clothing from, my tanning salon, some clubs I frequent, and those who I find wayyyy too fabulous not to pay homage - Lynda Carter, Teena Marie, etc. This morning one of the most fabulous of all- Lady Bunny- posted a funny Grace Jones video. So I felt compelled to share my recent Grace Jones posts, and to inquire about the Lady's future Decadence plans. Imagine my surprise when she replied!!!! I was so excited to actually have some back and forth with one of the funniest entertainers I have ever seen- and she hinted at a return to New Orleans!!! Woohoo- enjoy!!!

My idea for a reality show!!

After od'ing on the horrific "Being Bobby Brown" all weekend (well, just that kiss my ass clip of whitney's hehehe)- I have come up with my own idea for a kick ass reality show! Ready? You sure?
WILL & GRACE & ANDREW

Each week watch the exploits of these three crazy kids as they stick it to the man- sometimes more than once!!!


Oh- and as Will wisely pointed out- we have nowhere near enough champagne- so send some now!

W.W.G.D.?

Yeah, so I have decided that those silly Xtians were on the right track, but as usual, messed up in the end. That whole "WWJD" thing- getting kids to stay the course by considering what Jesus would do in certain situations?! Um, how do I put this delicately? You want your children to be good by acting like your imaginary friend? Doesn't really make much sense to me either, but then again- I have a healthy relationship with reality. I mean, like I said- in theory they have a pretty good idea here. When not sure what to do- it's a good idea to think of cause and effect, different doorways, all of that jazz. Just make it a real person you think about- my nomination? Duh- Grace Jones! I DARE you to find a better one! And before you start emailing me - I used to think of Courtney Love- so she's out of the running! I mean- shite!!! Did you see those bikini pics? I really don't care what Courtney would do- as long as she would do it somewhere else!

Rare nod to GOP Senator

As a reasonably intelligent, caring, feeling person- I rarely find anything done by a member of the Republican party worth anything other than derision. That is why I am so happy to be able to laud one of them for their actions in DC. I am doubly pleased that it is a member of the Maine delegation to boot! I guess I should back pedal a bit. Both of Maine's senators are Republicans. Sen. Olympia Snowe and Sen. Susan Collins have each distinguished themselves from the trolls of the GOP as honest, able, and diligent public servants. Sen. Collins did a wonderful job leading the Katrina investigations- something I was thrilled to send a Thank You note for last year. And this morning I read an item on the fantastic Alternet.org website (I hit it several times a day and urge you to as well) regarding Sen. Snow. Apparently she is the third member of her party to back troop withdrawal from Iraq. She doesn't support the current Democratic resolution, but is instead sponsoring her own similar bill that would put a definite time line out there. To quote the article in the LA Times by Noam N. Levey and James Gerstenzang: Snowe is not backing a Senate Democratic plan approved last month that would require the president to begin withdrawing troops within 120 days and would set a nonbinding goal of complete withdrawal by March.

When I went to her website to get some more information about it- I read her recent vote for expanding stem cell research and was tickled! Honestly- I know that there are good Republican senators out there- the same that I know that there are very good non-molesting priests. I just get so bent out of shape by their loud asshole peers that I don't search them out. I guess in the interest of being fair and balanced- a new interest to me I might add hehehe- I wanted to take a few moments this day to raise a toast to Sen. Snowe. Keep on doing the right thing Olympia- you do this old Mainer proud!

Dick Cheney travels inside an Airstream trailer- which is inside an airplane, and airplane name "The Spirit of Strom Thurmond"- for real

I swear, if he wasn't in such a powerful position, Mr. Cheney would be one of my favorite people. Of course, in a "Holy Fuck- get a load of this crazy bastard now" kind of way. The bunker, the hunting accident, and revelations like the one at The Poor Man make me think that I am not reading the news, its just another comic book. He is like SuperEvil- almost as though some dark society had distilled the dastardly essence of histories most infamous dudes and made a DNA milkshake, impregnated some poor Mia Farrow-esque maiden and groomed Rosemary's baby to be the public face for their world domination plot. I can totally see the circle jerk in the Astral Locker Room- Goebbels, Stalin, Pol Pot, Rasputin, Mr. Burns, Simon Barsinister, Attila the Hun, Vlad the Impaler, etc- all jacking into the waiting mouth of Caligula. There really doesn't seem to be much of any other way to explain his origin hehe!

Why Were My Substance Abuse Meetings Not Like This?

Rock and Roll!!!

Happy Birthday to Christopher Guest! One of the leading talents behind Spinal Tap, A Mighty Wind, Best in Show, etc. turns 59 today! So in his honor I am posting one of my favorite parts from Spinal Tap. Anytime I am in a parking garage, or back staircase of some building- I immediately yell "Rock and Roll!!"

What a riot!

I know that it is soooooooo wrong to be ripping on a thirteen year old girl- unless you are a thirteen year old girl- but this is way too funny. So while I piece together the whole Krewe Du Vieux night- belly laughs from an unlikely source. While it feels like I have disliked Saturday Night Live for longer than I ever enjoyed it. No skin off my ass- I'm rarely around when it's on so I'm not offended by it on a weekly basis. But then they do something like this which brought out more belly laughs than anything I have seen on the show for the past five years!