Dick Cheney travels inside an Airstream trailer- which is inside an airplane, and airplane name "The Spirit of Strom Thurmond"- for real

I swear, if he wasn't in such a powerful position, Mr. Cheney would be one of my favorite people. Of course, in a "Holy Fuck- get a load of this crazy bastard now" kind of way. The bunker, the hunting accident, and revelations like the one at The Poor Man make me think that I am not reading the news, its just another comic book. He is like SuperEvil- almost as though some dark society had distilled the dastardly essence of histories most infamous dudes and made a DNA milkshake, impregnated some poor Mia Farrow-esque maiden and groomed Rosemary's baby to be the public face for their world domination plot. I can totally see the circle jerk in the Astral Locker Room- Goebbels, Stalin, Pol Pot, Rasputin, Mr. Burns, Simon Barsinister, Attila the Hun, Vlad the Impaler, etc- all jacking into the waiting mouth of Caligula. There really doesn't seem to be much of any other way to explain his origin hehe!